Relativism in strange places...

Know what I learned in Czech class today? If a masculine (active) noun, ending in a consonant, is used as the "object" of a sentence (accusative), the ending changes to an (otherwise feminine) "a." So if I want to say "I love Raphael" (I love you, baby), it would be "Miluji Raphaela." I find that hilarious....proof that being female can be as simple as being put in the objectified position! Ha!